Nasa supporters preparing to go to ‘Canaan’ and Twitter is excited
Supporters of the Opposition coalition, National Super Alliance (Nasa), have camped on Twitter to share dreams of the good things awaiting them in ‘Canaan’ should their candidate Raila Odinga win the presidential vote.
Mr Odinga has likened himself to the biblical Joshua, a Jewish general who guided Israelites to the promised land in Canaan
His supporters on Twitter have been sharing tweets of things to be found in Canaan and criteria for eligibility to enter the promised land.
Here are some of the few that people have shared.
Baba anasema umalize drink Twende Canaan pic.twitter.com/Ge9mqJmKVu
— PWG (@Jooels) July 26, 2017
Let me tell you something Joe, In Canaan there's no cold showers https://t.co/FjKnoflFBV
— Droid (@droid254) July 27, 2017
Siamini i am in my last two weeks of being single. From 9th, meeting wifey in Canaan.. Mungu ni mwemaaaaaaaa!
— Dextrous. (@mainneli_) July 26, 2017
— ?? ™ (@Brianmbunde) July 24, 2017
After August 8, I don't want to hear again someone asking me my tribe. That was Egypt. No tribes in Canaan. #canaanForAll
— Bettylne Mbugua (@BettylneM) July 26, 2017
For Linus Kaikai to see Canaan, he must must accept to be baptised as Joe. #debatesKE
— Emmanuel Swaka (@Swaka_Em) July 24, 2017
Huko Canaan hakuna u-bigwig. Kila mtu anapata retweets nyingi. Twitter cartels are in for a rude shock Lmao!
— $Whisperer (@the_oneVictor) July 27, 2017
Before pple move to NASA's promised land, can we get the spelling right
Lest u end up in wrong place
— Plucky Adage (@PluckyAdage) July 27, 2017