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MEN: Habits you should avoid on that first date

Kenyan women have listed some of the traits that turn them off on first dates, citing nose picking, poor hygiene, poor dressing, gluttons and touchy men as the major one.

In a post on Facebook, the women narrated experiences that saw them leave the date and block the men forever.

Here are some of the most hilarious one:

“He kept on calling me baby kwa restaurant na kunishikashika mpaka kichwa ndio kila mtu atuone. The way nilikuwa nimepiga pamba na yeye alikuja amevaa shirt ya kitenge oversize, trao ya material na sharp shooters za white kama zile mapastor hupenda kuvaa. Nkt niliacha soda half full nikajipigisha simu nikamshow beste yangu ako hapo inje amenikol, nahivyo ndivyo alienda block na nikavarnish.”

“Fisi ni fisi tu… bragging… ooh this account has over 40m this other one has over 100m. I own hotels in SA and Kenya… ati I will buy you a car if you agree being my girlfriend… ivo ndio alinibore.”

“The bloody burger used a tbt pic of himself I think 20years ago. On meeting this dude he was older than my ancestors. And his dressing just made me want to dive under the table. Who still wears Kaunda suit in this day and era.”

FIRST DATE GONE WRONG

“He bought choma nusu kilo akakula almost yote… I excused myself ati naenda washroom thank God stage ilikua karibu within 5minutes was almost home. After that he called daily for almost 1yr and I never answered his calls ever.”

“Another pervert kept whispering during our first date vile atanibuyia lingerie ya red na heels ati anatamani kuniona in them then he suggested ati tutafute place tao tuspend the night coz amenifall-ia hadi haskii tuachane. I blocked him but ile matusi nilipewa before nimblock on texts ni Mungu tu anajua ati hata mimi si graduate nakaa mboch wa Githurai.”

“Ilianza kwa hoteli nikaitisha chai ya 100bob akasema kuna place anajua ya 50… vile nawanga patient nkamezea iyo maneno. Vile tu tumetoka kwa hoteli akaanza zile za vile ako adventurous mimi nikajiambia gal u gat to be patient and love the walk. Mvua ikaanza na bado anasema ati we walk in the rain as an act of love kama movie za wahindi… I just called a cab guy aliwa aninakatia na pap nkamwacha aki-act Bollywood Satan!”

“He bought one subway sandwich na akasema tutashare na one drink na straws mbili ???? I understand kuna humble beginnings lakini hapana not when it’s a first date.”

“Too quiet, like he had nothing to say… I tried starting conversations from nowhere just to break the silence, so what was the agenda of him asking me out? Kukula ama? If he couldn’t keep me entertained for 1 hr what of lifetime?”