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Here is the survival kit for dating a Kenyan man


Ever wondered how to survive dating the ever complicated Kenyan men? Wonder no more sister.

Cheeky netizens have developed a starter pack for a woman who plans to date a Kenyan man.

Here we go:

1. Digital blood pressure monitor
This will help you keep track of your blood pressure readings and seek medical interventions when need be.

2. Inhaler 
You see, your lungs will require help from inhalers just in case the relationship comes accompanied with asthma or any chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

3. Bible
Reading few chapters to seek encouragement when the going gets tough will keep you going so do not forget to add a bible.

4. Pain killers
Dating Kenyan men in itself is a headache so popping painkillers will be the order of the day. Keep a pack of painkillers just so that you can survive the headaches.

5. Alcohol
Not sure is alcohol and a bible can be in the same survival kit but anything just to be able to survive dating a Kenyan man. Keep a bottle of your favourite hard stauff and sip whenever you feel like busting out, it will keep you sane.