Eight Chris Brown concert jokes that will leave you in stitches
America’s hip hop and R&B singer Chris Brown is scheduled to perform in Mombasa on October 8 and social media has been abuzz over the concert’s ticket prices, making ‘Chris Brown’ number one trending topic for the better part of Wednesday.
Netizens could not contain their excitement over the that will also be graced by Nigerian entertainer Wizkid.
But what sent tongues wagging is the entrance fee, which will set you back for Sh10,000 for regular, and VIP 20,000 shillings.
The event, dubbed Music Festival, is being organised by Mombasa Rocks and will be an exclusive event, and is set to attract the crème de la crème of the society.
Kenyans on Twitter aired their views on the cost of seeing Chris Brown in a humorous way.
Here are our favourite jokes:
"Hey bae, it's official CB and wizkid are coming. Guess we now have a plan for my birthday. Can't wait, love you??" pic.twitter.com/LJ08iWS0ca
— Mutinda? (@brianmutinda_) September 28, 2016
Chris Brown x Wizkid =10k regular;
Alafu unaskia tickets were sold out?
Juacali = 200 men,free for ?ladies with bikini ?
Watu mbao pekee ?— YAO (@petterkamau) September 28, 2016
Vile wasee Wa Coast wana practice dance za Chris Brown pic.twitter.com/BfH176FnUO
— Alawi (@alawiabdul) September 28, 2016
Someone wants me to pay their Chris Brown Ticket …Oh Lord God help me see myself the way others see me?
— Waichanguru (@LordGichohi) September 28, 2016
Concert ya Chris Brown ni 10K, io itakuwa kama parents day. Young girls na sponsors pekee.
— Prof.Dr.ENG. Nanguti (@nangutikevin) September 28, 2016
I dont care that I wouldnt afford a Chris Brown ticket. It would be enough being on the same soil, breathing the same air.
— Chante* (@phyltum1) September 28, 2016
The Chris Brown concert is only $100 which is 10K in the 254 which really doesn’t make it expensive..
You just gotta sell a kidney or 2— Chito Ndhlovu (@ThisisCHITO) September 28, 2016
A regular ticket to Chris Brown concert is 10k bruh! I’m waiting for someone to start #SomeoneTellChrisBrown
— African President? (@iGitz_) September 28, 2016
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