Here are the Canaan set of ‘commandments’
Canaan-bound Kenyan citizens have come up with a set of “commandments” which hopefully everyone who makes it will have to abide with.
Of course these “commandments” have nothing to do with the Mosaic laws as recorded in the Bible but just a Kenyan social media banter on Tuesday’s general election.
Here are just of a few of the Kenyan version of the Canaan “commandments”:
If trolled thou shalt not cry like Gimmy Gait..thou shalt be taken to nursery school.#CanaanCommandments
— Mogetutu (@Moraa_Nyarangi) August 6, 2017
#CanaanCommandments, thou shalt you never raid Canaanites tallying centre. Orengo will name you. #NoMercy
— T he S A M M O (@sam_m_o) August 6, 2017
Thou shall not swear by the bible to work for Kenyans then end up working for the chosen few #CanaanCommandments
— Birthday 9th August (@ColloeCO) August 6, 2017
#CanaanCommandments Thou shall never make Unga expensive pic.twitter.com/dPVq7mcepF
— ThatQuestionMark (@ArapWalta) August 6, 2017
#CanaanCommandments thou shalt implement Ndungu Land Report and shalt not forget TJRC report. Thou shalt make the reports public
— Bernard C. Kiprotich (@Bern_Kiprotich) August 6, 2017
#CanaanCommandments Thou shall not keep socialites (Waihurus) in Canaan-House.
— Kiplangat Pascal (@ngetichpascal) August 6, 2017
#CanaanCommandments Thou shall not catwalk na kizungu mingi when named in a scandal pic.twitter.com/JLz9R2WPpX
— ThatQuestionMark (@ArapWalta) August 6, 2017
#CanaanCommandments thou shalt not import maize from Mexico. Canaan is fertile
— Bernard C. Kiprotich (@Bern_Kiprotich) August 6, 2017
#CanaanCommandments Thou shall not vote along tribal lines, thee shall be punished??
— philoh (@philip_makory) August 6, 2017
#CanaanCommandments Thou shall have cholera when you eat in a hotel built on grabbed land.
— ThatQuestionMark (@ArapWalta) August 6, 2017
#CanaanCommandments#StandardOnSunday
Thou shalt not wear uniforms with pockets for traffic officers— #KAJIADO FINEST ℹ (@obegimalack) August 6, 2017
#CanaanCommandments Thou shall be sober. pic.twitter.com/AnwghaDFym
— Dr.Richards Muhoya (@DrWandiaphd) August 6, 2017