14 funniest jokes about brain cell 1 and 2
Ever been in a situation where you wanted to say something but you found yourself saying something totally different?
It could be that cute girl in the matatu that you wish to compliment but you end up talking to her about global warming.
Or perhaps you wanted to speak to your boss about a salary review and you end up asking them about the weather. Well, it seems you are not the only one.
For the better part of the week, Kenyans have camped on Twitter recounting how their mouths betrayed their brains.
It is a banter that has lasted the whole week.
Below, we have curated the funniest jokes as told by Kenyans on Twitter:
1. Niko hapa tu Odeon
Meeting my friends.
Brain cell 1: Tell them you just woke upBrain cell 2: tell them to give you 2 hours to be ready.
Mouf: Niko hapa odeon ..5 minutes nitakua nimefika ???????
— Zee’s Aunt. ?? ((Wanjikû.)) (@wakah_mahjid) July 24, 2018
2. By COB
Brain cell 1: Tell the client it can’t be done
Brain Cell 2: These timelines are crazyMouth: We’ll have it by COB#AgencyLife ???
— Naomi Mutua ?? (@AKenyanGirl) July 26, 2018
3. BTW haukai wewe
Brain cell 1: Tell her she looks beautiful
Brain cell 2: Tell her you like her new dress
Mouth: Btw haukai wewe
— You (@JayFreaKay) July 24, 2018
4. Weird pregnancy cravings
Brain Cell 1: Tell him the baby is bouncing in the stomach.
Brain Cell 2: Tell him I need to eat Pizza today.
Mouth: Baibie, Nilitee duster ninuse.
— Machuka Wyclife (@_Machukah) July 24, 2018
5. Happy birthday too
“Girl wishes me a happy birthday”
Brain cell 1: Say thank you
Brain cell 2: Say thank you
Mouth: Happy birthday to you too.
— I Cant Argue With You, No! (@Not_JiMMiE) July 24, 2018
6. Jubilee ni wezi
Brain cell 1: tell her that you love her
Brain cell 2: tell her you need her in your life
My mouth: Jubilee wanaiba pesa yetu sana— CENTURIONS ? (@JemGuru) July 22, 2018
7. Pick up lines that fail
In a matatu sat next to a beautiful lady.
Brain Cell 1: Tell her she looks cute.
Brain Cell 2 : Tell her that her beautiful face just made you smile.
Mouth: Hii jam manze.
— Sir Rap-A-Lot (@OsamaOtero) July 24, 2018
8. IG comments
During cuddles…
Brain cell 1: Boost his ego and tell him how amazing those strokes were
Brain cell 2: Tell him how you appreciate how he cuddles you after strokes ndio askie poa poa
Her: Ule dama anaitwa Nancy hushinda akicomment kwa IG posts zako ni nani to you?
— Baby Wĩtũ (@karigoh) July 24, 2018
9. Blow your chance
crush : hey you
brain cell 1 : tell him you like him already
brain cell 2 : no , ask him out on a friendly datemouth : buda leo ndio umeona unitext? umechoka na ao madem wako ama ao ndio wamechoka nawewe ?
— nova (@zoryah) July 23, 2018
10. You too, again
Waiter: enjoy your meal
Brain cell 1: say thank you
Brain cell 2: say i will
Mouth: you too
— Reese Christopher Cruz (@cruz_reese) July 21, 2018
11. Unakaa fisi
Talking to a guy you like
Brain cell 1; you have real nice beards
Brain cell 2: can i play with them sometimeMouth: mtu kama wewe huwezi kosa dem aki, kwanza unakaa fisi!
— Mejda? (@imelda_ndeda) July 24, 2018
12. Totois
Brain cell 1: Get to know more about her.
Brain cell 2: No, just ask what she does in life.
Mouth: Unachafua course gani totois.
— UNDERRATED NINJA (@iamjoseh_) July 23, 2018
13. Moha Jicho Pevu
Moha Jicho Pevu:
Brain cell 1: When I get to parliament, I will expose all corrupt deals.
Brain Cell 2: You’re in Parliament, expose them.
Mouth: Wakenya, mna akili ndogo kama sabuni ya lodging.
— King Fred Asira (@FredAsira) July 24, 2018
14. Kunanyesha?
Brain cell 1: Tell her I love you
Brain cell 2: No, mwambie Nakupenda?
Mouth: Kwenu kunanyesha?
— KᏆᎷᎢᎪᏆ?? (@kimtaiKE) July 21, 2018