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This is how to get over all your exes in one meal


A Nairobi woman lit up Facebook with a post on how to completely get over ex-boyfriends.

She posted a photo of human shaped pastry saying the “humans” represented all her ex-boyfriends whom she decided to “cook and eat”.

The woman added that she was revenging as they had done the same to her.

She shared the photo of the human-shaped pastries on Kilimani Mums and Dads accompanied by a hilarious caption.

DIFFERENT RECIPE

“Today am eating all my exes????????????,I decided to cook all my tuexes, and I’ll finish you all just like u finished me, we’ll c who’s gonna win,,,,slay queen idiots,,,,,mtu atafute chali yake hapa ama bwanake before I finish,,,na wenye nimesahau ni unga imeisha. Saitani, twenye tumetoa kichwa Kwa plate msijali tulikuwa tufisi vyenye mnaona, even after kupikwa..saitani bt tule tudogo tumuhimu nishakula yani tujimmy c mnaona hatuko??creativity will kill me hahaha Leo namkulia high table ya kilimani..u thot ud eat mi and leave juz like dat mchew, kesho napika masponsors wenu ju sinanga,,,mtajua hamjui,” she wrote.

The Facebook post.
The Facebook post.

The pastries resembled gingerbread man cookies but baked using a different recipe.

The post attracted more than 4,000 comments and 12,000 likes as users admired the woman’s creativity.

One user commented, “Watafune kabisa.”

Another added, “cheeeei 6 exes????????…creativity nayo.”

Another cheeky user noted, “Mbona mmoja anakaa ex wangu hahaha.”

Another commented, “Khai…..please nikulie ata ex zangu zooote. Zinanisumbuanga trying to come back…lol”

Another recommended, “Nikulie ile mwanaume yangu ya kijaluo iliniambia ni nephew ya Agwambo. Na ikanitoroka hehehee.